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Jason Stackhouse ([personal profile] horndog) wrote2014-01-22 11:39 pm
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the buddy cop adventures begin (morning, day 2)

[ When Jason wakes up, it's with a start. His sleep after the Ranger had come to visit was fitful, and (unfortunately) devoid of the sexier dreams he had been hoping for that night. He sits up and rubs his head with a sound of distress, murmuring a few fucks and god-fucking-dammits for good measure, because even if Jason isn't the smartest guy, he knows that last night wasn't a dream. All that shit the Ranger had said sounded like a joke, but if she was serious? Fuck.

He puts on his pants (thankfully), and rubbing his hands through his hair again, he knows what he needs to do. Naoi was innocent, and really? If this shit was for real, he was going to need someone to help him out. Someone smarter than him, at least. And while the people he'd met yesterday were nice, they were also mostly women, and he didn't want to get them involved, and that Bigby guy? Well anyone that dissed Bud was downright un-American.

So after pacing around his bedroom, he leaves and goes to Naoi's instead. Naoi is probably awake by now too, so Jason opens his door urgently. ]


Hey, Hibachi! Fuck, man, you gotta listen to somethin' real quick... I'm bein' completely serious here.
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[personal profile] unjustify 2014-01-24 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yes! Are we talking about murderers who actually want to murder us, or people who are just murderers?

[it's a good thing his innocence was already proven, wow]
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[personal profile] unjustify 2014-01-24 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Why would you pick me first?! [probably because you are sketch as hell naoi]

—No, whatever, don't answer that. So you're in charge of finding murderers or something?
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[personal profile] unjustify 2014-01-26 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[yeah YEAH JUST GIVING HIM A LOOK.... AND SIGHING.]

Okay, what do you do once you've found someone who isn't innocent?
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[personal profile] unjustify 2014-01-26 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[oh. ohhh. okay, well, barging in on him and being a general freak of nature can be excused, then!]

You made a good choice! I already have one person that's ridiculously suspect. The girl with the pink hair. [naoi no]
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[personal profile] unjustify 2014-01-26 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
There is, and she was acting suspicious yesterday. [NO SHE WASN'T.]
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[personal profile] unjustify 2014-01-26 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[see he thinks so too THEY'RE GONNA BE A GREAT TEAM ALREADY]

She was more concerned about a lack of shoe racks, rather than the supposed fact that she arrived at the wrong place.
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[personal profile] unjustify 2014-01-26 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[JASON NO.]

It was more than just "a chick thing". Even Yui isn't that obsessed with her clothing. [well to be fair megumi wasn't either, naoi is just making it seem 10x worse in his head bECAUSE SHE INSULTED OTONASHI.] You should keep an eye on her to make sure she doesn't do anything suspicious today.
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[personal profile] unjustify 2014-01-26 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[well he isn't incorrect....]

Fine. If you by some miracle find someone more suspicious, go ahead and check them, but I think she's the most suspicious right now.

[and then he'll corner jason hours later to POINT AND FLAIL AND ANGRILY WHISPER ABOUT HOW CREEPILY SHE HAD BEEN STALKING AROUND THE CABINS]
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[personal profile] unjustify 2014-01-26 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[NO INSTEAD IT WAS NAOI....]

Good, you had better.
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[personal profile] unjustify 2014-01-26 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
[suddenly buddycop comedy became buddycop tragedy...]

Well, there isn't any reason not to. This seems a little complex for you, anyway. [NAOI...] Just be careful with who you tell. —I mean, you're being cautious already, which is good. Still, if you aren't careful you'll wind up being the next one dead.